I got a call from Scooty's teacher saying that he was singing a song at school that she suspected his dad had learned at Coast Guard bootcamp and passed along to him. I asked what the song was. She said. "One, two, three, four, get your woman on the floor." Stifling a guffaw as I imagined Scooter busting a move in his first grade classroom, I explain to her that it was a popular song by Coolio "1 2 3 4 (Sumpin New)", and the floor he referred to was, in fact, the dance floor.
Riding on a rocket
Stuck a feather up his butt
And called it Hershey's chocolate
Me: *sigh* What was it?
Principal: Something about Yankee Doodle.
Me: *clap hand over mouth to smother laughter*
Principal: (handing phone to Scooter) Sing it for your mom.
Lil Scoot: (miserably) She's already heard it.